Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

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Avenge every single injustice that has ever happened in your miserable by suffocating your arch-enemies in sparkly glitter. The spring-loaded sparkle bomb is made to look like any old utility bill but will make the recipient of this special delivery wish that the drunken fight at Susan’s last 80s-themed party was the only glitter-related fiasco in their recent memory.