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There’s nothing like teaching your progeny fiscal responsibility and the horrific reality of the capitalist hellscape they’ll have to survive by introducing them to this nightmare-inducing coin swallower. The black beady eyes of this humanoid plastic freak serve as a stern reminder that banks are souless leeches of the modern society and that there is no escape from the corporate greed.